Week One - New Job

The first week of "New Job" has wrapped up - and - I'm still in North America. Yes, another delay has ensued.

The call came Tuesday morning. I was to head to Toronto Tuesday night instead of Wednesday because of flight scheduling. That gave me only Tuesday to get packed, tie up loose ends and have a really good lunch with my good friend, and former co-worker, Dan. We met him in Lawrenceburg, IN - a nice little town on the Kentucky-Ohio-Indiana border. Lawrenceburg's biggest claim to fame used to be a huge Seagram's factory. Now it is Argosy Casino. Anyway, we met at a great restaurant called Whisky's. It's in a building that has been around since the mid 19th century and has a great menu. Recommended. Dan is about the join the US Army and go to helicopter flight school. So Tuesday was the last chance for us to get together for at least the next year. Good luck Dan and thanks.

The rest of the day was spent getting packed and spending as much time with mykids as possible. We treated them to dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings on the way to the airport.

I was the first of the group to arrive late Tuesday night. A few other guys came in Wednesday morning. The remainder of the crew was to come in Thursday morning when we would all head to Goderich, ON to pick up the newly painted and appointed aircraft from the paint shop. Five guys, with 2 months worth of bags, plus a driver. Sounds like a job for a 12-15 passenger van, right? How about a Chevy Uplander. There was no way that everyone, even with just a carry-on would fit. Luckily, two of the guys inbound flights were delayed and the van made a second trip to pick them up.

Have I mentioned that I don't care for Canadian weather? Yeah...no. I completely understand why the US is full of Canadian geese. I don't blame them. On top of bitter, below zero cold, the trip to Goderich was complimented with sudden intermittent snow squalls, lake effect snow, icy roads and sudden onsets of zero visibility. It took us all afternoon to get there. I do have to say that, even covered with snow, Canada is truly a beautiful country. Every small town we passed through was clean and charming.

When we arrived in Goderich, we went straight to the airport. The aircraft was out on the ramp and it looks great. They did an excellent job. This paint might actually avoid stripping and peeling for the first month, unlike the lower than lowest bidder shop contracted to paint the Comair fleet.

The plan was to do some take offs and landings for the guys that needed currency and then leave Friday morning. Well, like before, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. The weather was intermittent squalls, gusts to 39 knots and 500 foot ceilings. Not the kind of weather for pattern work at a non-towered airport with no navaids, not to mention a lack of proper deicing equipment. There would be no flying.

The FMS needed to be updated. The update was in hand, but the data-uplink computer was supposed to be coming in on another CRJ coming to the paint shop. There was no way it would get there either. There would be no departure for Friday.

One issue created another and now the new departure date is Tuesday, with pattern work to be done on Monday. The good news is that at least I'm being paid. The bad news is this town is so small that, due to a hockey tournament (go figure), there are not enough rooms for us this weekend and we have to go to another town 15 kilometers aways. It's not that big of a deal. It's just inconvenient.

I have to take a minute to talk about the little motel we've been staying at, The Maple Leaf. It's not a fancy Marriot or Hilton, but it has something they'll never have: Jeanette and her staff. What The Maple Leaf lacks in polish, it more than makes up for in personal, caring service. Jeanette went out of her way to make sure that every unique need we had was taken care of. I wish we could have stayed.

The new place is in Bayfield, ON. This place is too weird to describe. The closest description I can give is The Overlook Hotel (Come and play with us, Danny...REDRUM) and a Lawrence Welk Show rerun. There's no phone in the room and the Electrolux COLOR TV has KNOBS! The place is too weird for words. I really expect to see Danny riding his Big Wheel through the hall when I open the door or this...

When I go outside with all of the snow that has fallen, I expect to see Scatman Caruthers* in the Snow Cat coming our way.

There are worse things in life than being paid to do nothing although it would have been nice to have extra time at home with my family, who I already miss so much.

Hopefully, we'll be on our way Tuesday morning. Here is the planned route from Goderich: Gander, NF; Keflavik, Iceland; Shannon, Ireland; Marseille, France; Istanbul, Turkey; Cairo, Egypt and then our final destination.

*Thanks John...late night. I couldn't have been more wrong!